Clearly, crochet, knitting, sewing, and all my other hobbies were NOT GIRLY ENOUGH. So, I've taught myself how to can food. :D Made a completely delicious pumpkin butter, and canned it up! Of the 4 jars; 1 sealed immediately out of the water, 2 soon thereafter, and the last one just after I gave up on it. XD
( Pumpkin Butter! )Hoo! Pictures later (Elise laughed at me. :( I'm such an "LJ'd!" sort of person), assuming I don't start looking for more things to can.