SO
I was going through various hilarious spam e-mails, and I was noting how this one is all lol-haiku because of the 3-line format:
Ola im Jodie im 26 years old.
Charles licks my pussy-cat.
My tits wait you here!
THEN IT STRUCK ME. IF YOU TAKE OUT THE "I'M 26 YEARS OLD" IT IS A HAIKU :Q